Back at the beginning of school, Paizley and I didn't know people existed on our hall. Every time we would hear a sound we would jump up, yell "People!", and peek our heads out of our door. But we never saw anyone.
I don't know when it happened, but somehow The Team formed:
- I am the team captain. I don't really know how I got to be the captain, but I am. Maybe it's because I own the dinner bell.
- Paizley is the mom. She is ridiculous. I think she is part of every committee, council, and organization on campus. But somehow she makes good grades and has time to watch about 10 different trashy TV shows.
- Kaleigh (also known as Track Shoes, the Diva, and the Angel Gabriel) is the self-elected first born. She may be the most artistic and talented person I've ever met. Also the funniest. We regularly visit the gym wearing matching clothes and sweatbands, and listening to "You're a Jerk" while doing synchronized push-ups. She owns the rewards chair.
- Shea is my and Paizley's next door neighbor. She thinks that Brian and Hardy belong to her, but she makes up for those dumb thoughts by being really smart. She sits next to me in Organic Chem class, and gets annoyed when I leave breakfast at 7:45 for 8:00 class. Haha. She loves RUF, choir, and North Carolina.
- Brooke is our favorite child. If I had to describe Brooke in one word, I would say adorable. She is so pretty and her laugh (which is one of the most common noises on the hall) is so happy and sincere. She is the best behaved child.
- Bethany may be our most quiet child. She is very studious (a pre-med major), which is quite a feat, considering the fact that there are usually several people in their room hanging out with Brooke. Bethany makes a lot of funny comments that are even funnier strictly because they are coming from her.
- Courtney (also known as Twin) is my twin. We have the same rain jacket, and our mom's even have the same birthday. Courtney is full of surprises. She can do the booty-do and she knows every word to "You're a Jerk," but she also is a math/education major. She drives the Moo Machine and is often texting "Anthony - My Love."
- Becca, like Shea, thinks that Brian and Hardy belong to her. That may be Becca's only incorrect thoughts though. She is so smart. Her high school GPA was like a 6.0 (out of 4.0, mind you). She is an Engrish (yes, Engrish, not English) major. She also loves RUF and choir.
- Kinley is so funny. She always has something funny (yet often slightly inappropriate) to add to every conversation. She is one of the bravest girls on our hall - she actually has friends who are boys.
- Eb. I don't know if I should try to explain her. I will just state a few words: Morocco. Chick-fil-a sauce. Chocolate chip cookies. The Cube. The butt of 95% of our pranks and jokes. Korean soap operas. Snacks. Here is a classic Eb story:
Last semester, we would repeatedly have heated discussions with Eb about deodorant. She claimed that it caused cancer and refused to wear it. However, we finally convinced her, only by bribing her with treats, to wear deodorant.
Oh, I have a better one.
A few weeks ago, I was sitting on my bed. Eb walked in. I said "Hey, Eb, will you wash this apple for me?"She grabs the apple and walks in the bathroom to wash it. When she walks out of the bathroom, I asked her to hand it to me. She proceeds to throw it to me. However, it goes straight up and hits the ceiling. Instead of trying to catch it, she just watches it fall, and then just looks at me and goes "Oops."
Eb is our 11th favorite child.
- Sarah Waller doesn't actually live in Pittman. She lives in Vail. She is a very talented JMC major, and she writes for the school newspaper. She lives on a lake. She drives a Passat that doesn't have heat. She loves the Avett Brothers, cats, and crafts.
- Caroline also doesn't live in Pittman. She lives in vail too. She is one of the only people on our hall who can actually dance and she loves to cuddle. She and I "go to Korea," meaning that we watch a Korean Soap Opera - Full House.
- Julie and Abby live in Pittman, but on the 4th floor, not the 1st. They live in Narnia, and for a few weeks, their hall didn't even have lights (Pittman is obviously a very high quality dorm). Julie is from Selma. She loves everyone and sincerely wants world peace and justice. She doesn't wear peace signs because it is fashionable. She actually does things to promote peace. Abby knows everyone. And everyone knows Abby. Literally. She is the freshman class VP, a baller soccer player, and a bi-lingual math major. She loves Kanakuk and is pumped to be working there this summer.
And that's everyone. That's the team.